Long Steven isn’t your average dog. He is, however, your average sausage dog. He’s got all the qualities that any dachshund owner would recognise in their pet. He’s stubborn. He’s loud. He’s belligerent. He’s needy. He’s cuddly. He’s the best breed of dog while also barely counting as a dog at all. What a ridiculous animal. What a loveable ridiculous animal. Steven!
